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/*
Tip of the day script
By Website Abstraction (http://wsabstract.com)
Over 200+ free scripts here!
*/

var today_obj=new Date()
var today_date=today_obj.getDate()

var tips=new Array()
//Configure the below variable to contain the "header" of the tip
var tiptitle='<b>Joke of the Day</b><br>'

//Configure the below array to hold the 31 possible tips of the month
tips[1]='Drown Many guests to Scare ducks'
tips[2]='Why Not crash a roller coaster?'
tips[3]='Why wernt epidemics included?'
tips[4]='Funny, they never starve'
tips[5]='Internal Combustion wasn\'t included. What a pity'
tips[6]='If a ride isn\'t tested they will go on it'
tips[7]='Loopy Landscapes is out!!'
tips[8]='Why do Elephant\'s have big ears?'
tips[9]='Noddy wouldnt pay the ransom'
tips[10]='What has two legs and bleeds?'
tips[11]='Half a dog'
tips[12]='Where do you find a one legged horse?'
tips[13]='Wherever you left it'
tips[14]='How do you make a baby run faster?'
tips[15]='Chase it with a lawn mower'
tips[16]='Whats black, white and red all over?'
tips[17]='A penguin with internal bleeding'
tips[18]='What do you get if you cross a river with a pair of Sandals?'
tips[19]='Wet feet'
tips[20]='How do you keep an idiot waiting?'
tips[21]='Whats brown and sticky?'
tips[22]='A stick'
tips[23]='Whats yellow a turns red at the flick off a switch?'
tips[24]='Pikachu in a blender'
tips[25]='Why did the blond have tyre marks on her back (no offence)'
tips[26]='Because she crawled across the road when it said dont walk'
tips[27]='Teacher: Homework never hurt anyone'
tips[28]='Pupil: Well i dont want to be the first'
tips[29]='Your Joke here'
tips[30]='Your bit here'
tips[31]='Your Idea here'

document.write(tips[today_date])
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