Memau Part 7
A bomb blast had went off not far away, but memau stood his ground. Soonlost interest andegan to walk off when he spotted krily.
"There he is."Thought Memau
"It's me, that memau you collapsed on."
"I must be going mad"Thought Krily
"I assure you your not"Thought Memau
"Memau communicate telepaticly, you seem to beable to hear me."
"Well I could use a friend even if it is a memau. fancy a drink?"
"Sure I could use some cheering up."Memau ran over to krily nearly tripped him up. Memau folowed Krily up to the Rec-deck, past the noisey crowds, through the grad section1 fountains, through the "Pink-Beam" District, Through the Shopping Malls, into the bar sections. And finaly they arrived at the Pan-galactic gargle blaster bar. Krily chose a corner near the back and sat down. Memau joined him and jumped on the table. Krily chose a Pan-galactic head banger, and gota starz light soda for Memau. The drinks shot up from a hatch in the middle of the table. Krily took a sip of his drink and sat back in the chair. Memau took a sip of his drink, a mouthful, the whole thing, then ate the container.
"I've never seen anyone do that before."
"Thanks for the drink."
"So, why do you need cheering up?"
"I just got kicked out of my home."
"You had a home?"
"I lived with a turrraken, Zed and Ted."
"yeah and?" Memau explained the whole thing.
"Ha ha ha, hee hee."banged his hand on the table."You did all that? hu hmmm."
"Ya, can I have another drink?" After 6 Starz liught sodas, 3 Starz Heavy sodas, 3 X-555 Stomach demolishers, 8 nova lemon tonics, 2 galctic wibbleweed wipeouts, 2 bottles of gigle gagger larger, 3 solar spritzers and 1 pan galactic gargle blaster memau was very very...drunk. He feloff the table, landed upside down and wriggled his feet.
"Oh great, I've got the poor thing drunk." Krily, with a great deal of effort, took Memau too a small, slightly damaged, empty sickbay. There was one Docter there.
"Hi, I'm Medd'ling. Whatcan I do for you?"
"Nothing for me, It's this Memau."
"I treated this memau just this morning. whats wrong with him?"
"DRUNK! How the hell did he get drunk?"
"Well I kinda did it."
"I let him drink 7 Starz light sodas, 3 Starz Heavy sodas, 3 X-555 Stomach demolishers, 8 nova lemon tonics, 2 galctic wibbleweed wipeouts, 2 bottles of gigle gagger larger, 3 solar spritzers and 1 pan galactic gargle blaster"
"Dear god. This poor memau."Memau ejected the contents of his stomach all over Medd'ling and Krily. And fell back unconsious.
"OW. OW SICK."Said krily, medd'ling just had a look of polite disdain on his face.
"I'lltreat him as best I cancome here at 07:00 and you can pick him up."
"O.k, i'll be here." Said krily and ran to the nearest lavotron.
"Stupid gor."Said Medd'ling.
By Arctic Wolf.